Window jokes are a clear way to get some laughs. Whether you are a window cleaner, a window maker or someone who simply enjoys looking through a window, we are sure that these funny window jokes will get you laughing away.
Did you know that in ancient times, windows were tiny slits or covered in animal hide or cloth. Compared to those, modern windows are quite a luxury. Once, they could only be afforded by the rich. Thankfully, now, we can all get behind some glass windows.
Something else that we can afford is to enjoy these funny window jokes. So let’s get into them!
Window Jokes That Are Clearly Funny
What does a window do when it laughs?
It cracks up.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the window.
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
A wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning and says “Windows frozen; it won’t open.” The husband texts her back and says, “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer.”
10 minutes later, the wife texts back 10 minutes later, “The computer is really messed up now.”
Did you hear about the man that claimed to have a window fall on him between his head and his body?
He is a pane in the neck.
More Window Jokes that You Will Love
Did you know that some modern windows can tint automatically or even block UV light. We think that’s pretty amazing – just like these funny window jokes too!
What do you call two guys above a window?
Kurt and Rod.
Why did the kid throw salami out the window?
He wanted to see the meatier shower.
Why did the window cleaner quit his job?
Because even though he loved his job, he just could not stand the pane.
Did you hear about the man who saw the sign that said “Drive In Window”?
He did and now the car is totalled and two persons are in hospital.
Why was the window dancing when 10 big men tried to get into the room at the same time?
Because of the door jam.
A man is washing windows on the 30th floor of an apartment building. Suddenly he slips and falls. He has no safety equipment but he does not get hurt. How is that possible?
He was washing the windows from the inside.
Even More of the Best Window Jokes
Did you hear about the stupid, hungry donkey that decided to eat a window?
Now it is a huge pane in the ass.
Why did the window cleaner repeated tell the home owner that he would be cleaning a window?
Because he just wanted to make it clear.
Did you hear about the trend to install windows on caskets?
It remains to be seen if the trend will catch on.
Why was the window dancing?
Because of the door jam!
The lady at the airline check-in desk said “Window or Aisle” ?
I replied “Window or you’ll what ?”
Did you hear about the man who was pulled over by a cop pulled for his car’s dark window tint? He didn’t understand why his window being dark was such a big deal until the policeman removed the tint.
Then it was clear to him.
Did you hear about the man wholse house was so windy that it blew his window open and he struggled to get it to close?
It was a huge pane.
Why do boats have round windows?
So that water doesn’t hit you square in the face.
When is it okay to marry a window?
Only if when you are curtain.
Did you hear about the man who lied on his resume to get a job as a window cleaner?
He thought he would get away with it but he was fired because his boss saw through it.
A young woman had the windows in her house replaced with new double-insulated energy efficient windows. Twelve months later, she got a call from the contractor, complaining that the work has been done for a year and she had yet to make the first payment.
The woman replied, “Now don’t try to pull a fast one on me. The salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves!”
If you enjoyed these window jokes, we think that you will also enjoy these funny door jokes.