Do you believe in unicorns? Even if you do not, you may after having a laugh with these funny unicorn jokes. Unicorns are mythical creatures that have appeared in various cultures for thousands of years, particularly in European folklore. What isn’t mythical are the laughs that you will attract with these funny unicorn jokes.
Hilarious Unicorn Jokes
1. What did the mythical creature serve at his barbecue?
Unicorn on the cob.
2.What do unicorns call their dad?
Pop corn.
3. If hay is for horses, what’s for unicorns?
Haaaaaay!
4. Why did the unicorn want to join the school band?
So he could wear a uni-form.
5. What do you call a unicorn who got a flu shot?
An immunicorn.
6. What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
7. You’re being chased by a Lion, you’re on a horse to the left of you is a Giraffe and on the right a unicorn what do you do?
You stop drinking and get off the Carousel.
8. Did you hear about the unicorn with a negative attitude?
She always said neigh.
9. What street do unicorns live on?
Mane Street.
10. What game should you never play with a unicorn?
Leap frog.
11. Why can you always trust what a unicorn says?
They’re no bull.
12. What’s the difference between a unicorn and an honest politician?
Nothing. They’re both fictional characters.
13. What is special about unicorns?
Their unique horns.
14. What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
15. Which side of a unicorn has the most hair?
The outside.
16. The other day my friend told me I was delusional.
I nearly fell off of my unicorn.
17. What is the difference between Justin Bieber and a unicorn?
One is a magical creature found in little girls’ dreams and the other is just a unicorn.
18. What do unicorns eat for breakfast?
Lucky charms.
19. What do leprechauns eat on St. Patricks day?
Unicorned Beef
20. Which state do unicorns like most?
Maine.
More Unicorn Jokes that Will Get Laughter
The defining feature of a unicorn is its single, spiraled horn, usually depicted as being on its forehead. This is often the crux of funny unicorn jokes, or the jokes could be about their similarity to the horse! But did you know that narwhal tusks were often sold as “unicorn horns” in medieval Europe, and were highly prized for their supposed medicinal properties. That is a bit suspect isn’t it?
21. Why did the unicorn cross the road?
Because it wanted to see its neighbors.
22. Why’d the little unicorn get sent to bed without supper?
She wouldn’t stop horsing around at the dinner table.
23. Why was the unicorn such a good guitar player?
He knew all the uni-chords.
24. Why do unicorns like silly jokes?
Because they’re uni-corny.
25. Where do naughty unicorns go?
Unicourt.
26. Unicorns never horse around —
they get right to the point.
27. How do unicorns get to the park?
On a unicycle.
28. What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
A eunichorn.
29. What do unicorn moms bake on Sunday?
UniCorn muffins.
30. What’s black and white and eats like a unicorn?
A zebra.
31. What was the unicorn’s favorite type of story?
A fairy tail.
32. What do you call a unicorn with large eyelashes?
U-ni-brow.
33. What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cow?
Horned beef.
34. What looks like half a unicorn?
The other half.
35. What card game do unicorns play?
Uno.
36. Where do unicorns go to ride the merry-go-round?
A unicorn-ival.
37.Unicorns are real;
They’re just big, grey, and called rhinos.
38. What’s the best type of story to tell a runaway unicorn?
A tale of whoa!
39. A night with me is like riding a unicorn:
You can do it every night, but it’ll always feel like a fantasy.
40. What do unicorns use for money?
Corn bread.
Even More Funny Unicorn Jokes that will Have You Laughing Away
Today, unicorns are a staple of fantasy literature and media. They are often depicted as gentle, magical creatures that live in enchanted forests. But did you know that unicorns have found their way into many different parts of history? For example, unicorns are part of the royal coat of arms of Scotland, symbolizing strength and purity. They can even be found on the royal coat of arms of the United Kingdom. What you can find below are even more funny unicorn jokes to laugh around with!
41. What do you call the best unicorn in the world with two horns?
A goat.
42.What do you call a scary unicorn?
A nightmare.
43.My friends told me I could never milk a unicorn. After searching for 30 years, I finally found one, and milked it.
It was Legend Dairy
44. What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a cob of corn?
You get a unicorn.
45. How do you know that a unicorn has been in your house?
They leave glitter everywhere!
46. What did the unicorn say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup.
47. What do you call a fancy unicorn?
A glamicorn.
48. Why did the princess prefer her unicorn to her pony?
Her pony horsed around too much.
49. What is the unicorn’s favorite sport?
Running mare-athons.
50. Why did the unicorn run across the road?
It was late for horse-story class.
51. What do you call a unicorn with no eyes?
Unocornea
52. Are you a unicorn?
Because, baby, you seem like my perfect fantasy.
53. Girl, are you a unicorn?
Because I would like to take you for a ride over the rainbow.
54. I hate to horn in on your night, but I just wanted to tell you that you must be a unicorn
because you seem absolutely magical.
55. Do I look like a unicorn?
Because you sure are making me horny.
56. Where did the unicorn gallop off to after the thunderstorm?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
57.What do you call it when a unicorn wakes up for a midnight snack?
Star grazing.
58. How does the unicorn display the spoils from her Fall harvest?
With a unicornicopia.
59. Why do unicorns listen to polkas?
They like to hear unicordians.
60. Why didn’t the unicorn want to join the army?
She didn’t want to wear a uni-form.
We hope that you’ve enjoyed these funny unicorn jokes. If you have, we think that you will also enjoy these owl jokes, octopus jokes, weather jokes or these magical Harry Potter jokes too!