Rats get a bad rep as pest. However, you fill find that these rat jokes are anything but pesky. We know that rats are highly adaptable rodents found in various environments worldwide, from urban areas to rural landscapes. These funny rat jokes are also highly adaptable and will definitely get a round of laughs.
Funny Rat Jokes to Spread Laughter
1. What is a rat’s favorite breakfast cereal?
Mice Krispies.
2.What would you name a rat with a wooden leg?
A pi-rat-e.
3. What kind of car would a rich rat drive?
A Mouse-or-ratty
4. Why are rats so bad at taking pictures?
Because whenever they say “Cheese!” they all scatter to find it.
5. What airline did the rat use when he went on vacation?
Emi-rat-es.
6. What happened to the man who suddenly found a number of big rats in his home?
He was pretty rattled after it.
7. What do you call two rats in love?
Squeakhearts.
8. What do you call a rat with a cold?
Rat-achoo-ouille.
9. Where do rats go to get drinks?
A Squeak-easy.
10. What will a rat never tell you?
A squeak-ret.
11. What is a rat’s favorite car movie?
The Fast and the Furriest.
12. What’s the name of the famous rat philosopher?
Soc-rat-es.
13. What do you call a tattooed rat?
Tattatouille
14. What do you call rats who are brothers?
Bro-dents.
15. What does a hiccup and a rat have in common?
They both tell your wife you’ve been drinking.
More Rat Jokes to Spread Around
Known for their intelligence and resourcefulness, rats are skilled at finding food and shelter, which has allowed them to thrive alongside human populations. These funny rat jokes are also highly intelligent in terms of humor content. So have a good laugh with them!
16. What is the one vehicle a rat likes to drive around in?
The Ford Moustang.
17. What did one lab rat say to the other?
“I’ve got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.”
18. Why do some people use rat-shaped fishing bait?
Because they want to catch a catfish.
19. How can you get a rat to smile?
You tell it some cheesy jokes.
20. What would you call twin rats who feature in a movie about cooking?
Rata-two-ee.
21. My friend is a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero.
At first the rat was just frozen, but he’s 0K now.
22. What do you call a rodent that steals your dessert?
A pie-rat.
23. What do rats like on their birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
24. A pigeon and a rat walks into a bar
So now I’m looking for a cleaner place to grab a drink
25. What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?
Who cares? It’s a relephant.
26. What did people say when they caught the Black Plague?
Aw rats.
27. Did you hear about the skateboarding rat?
He was totally rat-ical, dude!
28. In India, rats are revered…
But in Hungary they are Budapest!
29. What do rats like on their birthday?
Mice cream and cake.
30. What do you call a rat with a machinegun ?
Ratatatatataouille
Even More Rat Jokes and Puns
Despite their small size, rats are social animals that often live in complex communities, exhibiting behaviors such as grooming, nesting, and communication through vocalizations and scent marking. We like to think that they would also appreciate a good rat joke or rat pun too!
31. Did you hear about the rodent who worked out 24/7?
He was a real gym rat.
32. I play in a band called Arrogant Rat.
We’re kind of like Modest Mouse, but way better.
33. How do rats keep fit?
By practicing ka-rat-e.
34. Do you know how rats fall for rat traps?
I mean, it’s such a cheesy setup.
35. What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?
Who cares? It’s a relephant.
36. What did the little rat get arrested for?
For Rat-keteering.
37.A rat along with two of his best buddies walk into a bar.
The bar had to be shut down due to health violations.
38. Have you heard about the rat that got a big job in politics?
She is a bureauc-rat now.
39. When I opened my oven door a big rat ran out.
I tried to shoot him but he was out of my range.
40. Have you met the rat that doesn’t want to tell anyone his name?
He prefers to stay anony-mouse.
41. What type of car insurance do rats usually have?
Road dent insurance.
42.What did the rat say when he saw a bat flying overhead?
Oh my! An angel!
43.What would you name a detective drama set with a cast full of rats shooting in Florida?
The Miami Mice.
44. Did you see that big rat on the road?
I think that was a roadent.
45. Two professors of Economics were walking down a road when they saw a dead rat
The older one said – “If you eat this, I’ll pay you $10,000”. The younger one makes a quick cost-benefit analysis and eats the rat. The younger professor experiences a bad after-taste and wants the older professor to experience the same. Suddenly he sees another dead rat on the road and dares the professor to eat it for $10,000. The senior professor, eager to recover his reckless bet, eats it. After a few minutes of walking silently, the younger professor finally says – “Looks like we’ve both eaten a dead rat for free.”
The older professor remarks, “But don’t forget, we just added $ 20,000 to the GDP!”
46. A man goes into a shop in Chinatown and sees a gold sculpture of a rat. He can’t stop staring at it. It’s like something is calling out to him. He asks the old man behind the counter “How much for the statue?” The old man strokes his beard and replies “$10 for the statue, $100 for the story.” “Story? Forget that I’ll just take the statue,” the man says. He pays the $10 and leaves. As he’s walking back home, he starts to get a weird feeling like someone is watching him. He turns around and spots a rat following him. He shrugs it off and keeps walking. But when he turns around again, there are 2 rats. Then 3. Then 5. Then 10. All following him. The man starts walking faster as more and more rats start to follow him. He breaks out into a run as rats start streaming towards him out of alleyways and buildings. Finally, he turns towards the docks. He runs right to the edge of the water and throws the golden rat statue as far as he can into the deep water. The stream of rats breaks around him and they all jump into the water after the statue, drowning in the murky depths. Once the last rat has sunk below the surface, the man races back to the shop where he bought the statue. He bursts in, and the old man looks at him smugly. “Ah, I see you have returned for the story.”
“No, I want to know if you have a statue of a lawyer!”
We know that you enjoyed these funny rat jokes. For more laughs, read our collection of lawyer jokes and squirrel jokes.