Who does not love a good pizza? And who does not love a good pizza joke either? Pizzas are not only great tasting and full of cheesey flavor but they are also convenient to grab and eat.
It is no wonder that pizzas are often the food of choice when you want to get something quick and delicious to eat. Plus, pizzas also go great with beer – so that is another plus.
If you love pizzas, we are sure that you are also going to love these funny pizza jokes. Let’s take a bite out of them!
Pizza Jokes That Go Round and Round
1. Why did the pizza start his own business?
He wanted to make some dough.
2.Did you hear about the guy who burnt his Hawaiian pizza?
He should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
3. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
4. Wood fired pizza?
How’s pizza gonna get a job now?
5. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
6. What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?
A pepperonly pizza!
7. What do you call it when a tired dad makes pizza?
Papa Yawns Pizza.
8. I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?”
“No,” he said. “It’ll be round.”
9. What do you call a pizza place with crab employees?
A crust station
10. What did the kid say after eating a frozen pizza?
Well, that wasn’t very thawed out.
11. How do you make a kickass pizza?
You use Tae Kwon Dough
12. What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into a pizza parlor?
He says, “Make me one with everything.”
13. What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
“I never sausage a beautiful face.”
14. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
“Slice, Slice Baby.”
15. What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
You’re indeSLICEsive.
16. What do you call a fake pizza?
A pepperphony pizza.
17. What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
The delivery.
18. I am a little ambivalent about pizza.
On the upside, it has some great toppings. On the downside, it doesn’t.
19. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
20. Did you hear about the pizza chain that just folded?
The new restaurants serve only calzones now.
21. Why did Jabba win the pizza contest?
Because no one outpizzas the Hutt.
Pizza Jokes That You Knead To Know
Pizza jokes are fun for sharing with others while you tuck into a deliciously decadent pizza. Why not take a bite out of these funny ones.
22. Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough.
23. I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8.
I can’t finish 8 slices.
24. If pizza could talk, what would it say?
Probably lots of cheesy things.
25. What do you get if you cross 27 knives and a pizza?
Little Caesars.
26. Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.
27. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven today.
Burned 2000 calories.
28. How do you get a philosophy major off of your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
29. An ancient pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The archaeologist who uncovered it said, “It’s a pizza of our pasta.”
30. What is Doctor Strange’s favorite pizza?
Sorcerer’s Supreme.
31. What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
32. Do you want to hear a pizza joke?
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy!
33. Did you hear about the guy that stopped a robbery at his favorite bargain pizza place?
He wanted to save some dough.
34. Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
He ate it way before it was cool.
35. What did the pizza chef say when he dropped a meat lover’s pie?
“I never sausage a tragedy!”
36. What type of pizza flies?
Plane pizza
37.Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history.
38. Why didn’t the restaurant finish making the take-out pizza order?
They ran out of thyme.
39. What did the pastry chef say when the pizza chef asked him for help?
“I cannoli do so much.”
40. Why do people like making lasagna from scratch at home?
It’s pretty much a pizza cake.
41. What did the boy pizza say to the girl pizza?
You will always have a pizza my hut.
42.What did the pizza chef say when asked if it was difficult making a calzone?
That’s going to be a pizza cake.
43.What did the pizza say after it was thanked by the other pizza?
It’s the yeast I can do.
44. What did the boy pizza say to the girl pizza?
I a-dough you!
45. Why are pizza makers always poor?
Because they knead dough to make a living.
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46. What did the soldier pizza say to his troops?
You can be here today and gone tomato.
47. What’s the difference between a bagel and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family.
48. What do you call a sleeping pizza?
Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzza.
49. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?
“Slice to meat you!”
50. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
51. When we make pizza at home it’s my wife’s job to shred the cheese.
She’s the gratist.
52. What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
53. What did the pizza prosecutor say to the witness?
Don’t pizza-round the bush.
54. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
55. What did the pepperoni say to the chef?
“You wanna pizza me?”
56. Every time a new pizza delivery man comes to the door and notices the smell of the last pizza man, they storm off.
It’s an unfortunate Domino effect.
57.What’s the difference between pizza and pizza jokes?
Pizza jokes can’t be topped.
58. Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?
Great pizza, but no atmosphere!
59. What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
60. What’s a poodle’s favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni.
61. What did the pizza teacher say to his students?
Get out there and cheese the day!
62. Did you hear about the new pizza joke that I’ve been working on?
I just can’t work out the delivery.
63. My local pizzeria has just made the world’s largest pizza base.
I’d like to see someone top that.
64.. What did the boy pizza say to the girl pizza?
Olive you so much.
65. Why did the man cut his pizza with a smartphone?
Because it was cutting edge technology.
66. Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
Because they don’t cut corners.
67. What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank?
“I may love making pizza, but I really knead the dough.”
68. What do Homer Simpson and pizza have in common?
Doh.
69. What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over the pizza?
Little Sneezers.
70. What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie Hard.
If you enjoyed these funny pizza jokes, we are sure that you will also enjoy these hilarious beer jokes, barista jokes or these bar jokes as well.