Have a laugh with these funny panda jokes and puns that are just waiting to entertain. Pandas are such interesting animals. They are easily recognizable due to their distinctive black and white coloring.
Native to the mountain ranges of central China, primarily in Sichuan, but also in neighboring provinces such as Shaanxi and Gansu, they inhabit coniferous forests with a dense understory of bamboo. This diet of bamboo is often the source of different panda jokes and puns.
We think that you will appreciate these funny panda jokes that will have you laughing away!
Funny Panda Jokes & Puns
1. How do pandas prefer to travel?
On a bear-o-plane.
2.Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?
Because they like to keep it in stock!
3. What happens when you let a panda eat some elements?
Pandamonium!
4. Why do you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars to start a zoo?
Because that’s the bear minimum.
5. What do pandas drink?
Bambooze.
6. What do exploding pandas eat?
Bamboom!
7. What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
8. What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
9. Who’s a panda bear’s favorite poet?
William Shakesbeare.
10. What did a panda cook with?
A pan, duh!
11. You don’t think these panda bear puns are funny?
Bear with me; they get beary funny soon!
12. What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
13. What does a panda use to cook?
A pan, duh!
14. Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?
They just like the stock!
15. What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?
It never had a selfie in color.
16. What do pandas eat on Halloween?
BamBOO!
17. What did the woman say when she saw twin pandas?
“That bears repeating.”
18. What did the panda say when his friend got a bad haircut?
“Don’t worry; it’s not furever. Plus, I bearely even notice a difference.”
19. What did the pessimistic panda say?
“It’s just not pawsible!”
20. What do you call a male panda?
Amanda!
21. Why do pandas have fur coats?
Because they’d look silly in denim jackets.
22. Why do pandas like old movies?
They’re in black and white.
More Panda Jokes to Spread Pandamonium
Did you know that pandas consume various parts of the bamboo plant, including leaves, stems, and shoots. Interestingly, they are classified as carnivores but their diet is overwhelmingly vegetarian. These following panda jokes can be classified as hilarious – try not to laugh!
23. What do you call a panda fetus?
The bear minimum
24. Did you hear about the party at the zoo?
It was panda-monium.
25. What do you call a bear that doesn’t want to grow up?
Peter Panda.
26. Did you hear that the panda’s food was lost?
You could say that it was “bamboozled”!
27. What did the panda say when forced out of its natural habitat?
“This is un-BEAR-able!”
28. Why is panda one of the easiest words to spell?
To spell it, all you need is P and A.
29. What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A panda-emic.
30. I asked a panda if he was my friend.
He said, “Just nearly.”
31. What do you call pandas on April 1st?
Bamboo-zler!
32. How do pandas get to the hospital?
In the bamboo-lance.
33. What color socks do pandas wear?
They don’t wear socks; they have bear feet!
34. What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
35. How do pandas scare each other on Halloween?
By shouting bam-BOO!
36. Why are pandas endangered?
Bamboo shoots.
37.What happened when two pandas got into a fight?
They both got bambooboos!
38. What is the special nickname the panda gave to his girlfriend?
He calls her his bam-boo.
39. What do pandas wear when robbing a bank?
They always wear a pandana.
40. What is a panda bear’s favorite breakfast?
Panda-cakes.
41. What should a sick panda do to get better?
Take some pandadol!
42.If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, what will he say?
His panda-creas.
43.What’s the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About one thousand miles.
44. Why are pandas considered so lazy?
They only do the bear minimum.
Even More Funny Panda Jokes
They have black fur around their eyes, ears, and limbs, while the rest of their body is white. This cute appearance often ends up in jokes about pandas.
45. Two pandas are sitting around eating bamboo stalks when an unfamiliar lady panda walks up and grabs a piece.
As she walks away, one panda turns to the other and says, “I’ve never met herbivore!”
46. What do they say about the panda who walks on her own a lot?
That she’s very inde-panda-nt!
47. The waiter asked me how I like my steak. I said rare.
He said you’re in luck, today’s special is panda.
48. What is black, white, and blue?
A sad panda.
49. What is black and white with red dots?
A panda with chickenpox.
50. What is black and white and striped?
A panda in pajamas.
51. What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
The answer is pretty black and white.
52. Why did the panda get drunk?
Because it had too much bambooze.
53. What does a panda say before leaving?
“I’ll be white black.”
54. Why do pandas usually hold strong opinions?
They’re black and white creatures.
55. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
56. Why couldn’t the panda cub leave its mama?
He simply couldn’t bear it.
57.Why should you not trust pandas?
Because they can bamboozle you.
58. Why do panda bears have a hairy coat?
Fur protection.
59. What did the panda bear say after looking at his GPS?
“Give me a second to get my bearings!”
60. What’s a panda’s favorite thing to draw?
A self pawtrait!
61. What did the panda bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message?
“I hate to be the bearer of bad news!”
62. What’s a panda’s favorite dessert?
Blue-beary pie.
63. What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
“Did I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?!”
64.. What’s a panda bear’s favorite after-school activity?
Cub Scouts!
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
I’m a panda!
66. A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders some food. After his meal, the server comes out and asks how everything was and the panda pulls a gun a shoots him. The manager comes out and says, “Hey man what’s going on?” The panda bear replies “I’m a panda bear – Google it.” and leaves. The manager curiously Googled panda bear and was reading “panda bear: black and white bear, eats shoots and leaves.”
67. A man takes a panda skydiving. On the day of the jump, he follows the bear out of the plane and down they plummet. When it comes time, he reaches for his cord but can’t find it. He starts panicking for his life. The panda sees what’s happening and produces two pieces of bamboo. After careful coaxing, it gets the man to take what he’s convinced is its food. When they land, both walk away unharmed. Moral of the story: Never go skydiving without a pair of shoots.
We hope that you have had a good laugh with these hilarious panda jokes. If you have, we think that you will also enjoy these funny duck jokes, flower jokes and SpongeBob jokes.