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Funny Mechanic Jokes
1. What do you call a mechanic with a car on his head?
Jack.
2.What’s a mechanic’s favorite flower?
A car-natian.
3. What did the disgruntled customer say to the mechanic?
“You auto know better!”
4. My car mechanic called me and said, “You can pick up your car by 5 p.m.”
I said, “I don’t think I’ll be strong enough by then.”
5. What did the mechanic do during his spare time?
Draw car-toons.
6. Why was the student hesitant to pursue a career as an elevator mechanic?
They heard it had a lot of ups and downs.
7. What fish makes the best mechanic?
TunerFish!
8. Person 1: Why do you like the outfits that mechanics wear so much?
Person 2: I guess I’m just an overall fan.
9. I once taught a mechanic who didn’t know what tools to use at the appropriate time.
I would say, “You know the drill!”
10. Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?
They said they could stop any time they want to.
11. I saw a mechanic fixing the tailpipe of a car.
It looked exhausting.
12. Did you hear about the mechanic who fell onto his tools?
It was a gut-wrenching experience.
13. What do you call a mechanic who does nothing but sit by the sofa?
An ottoman.
14. What do you call a marine animal that fixes cars?
An otter mechanic.
15. What food did the mechanic bring the Italian car to eat?
Car-patch-io.
Even More Mechanic Jokes and Puns
Mechanic jobs encompass a wide range of roles dedicated to maintaining, repairing, and ensuring the proper functioning of various machines and vehicles. Automotive mechanics are among the most common, specializing in the maintenance and repair of cars and trucks. Whatever the field, anyone who works as a mechanic will appreciate these mechanic jokes.
16. Did I ever tell you about the hardworking mechanic who had to push her car five miles on its hubcaps?
She was tireless.
17. While driving home, I saw my mechanic on the side of the road, crying.
I don’t know what happened, but it was clear he had a breakdown.
18. I’ve been looking into the differences between propeller mechanics and human anatomy lately, and I’ve gotta say…
I’m not a fan.
19. Why did the Swiss man take his car to a mechanic?
It kept getting stuck in neutral.
20. I had a dream I was a mechanic who fixed wrecked cars.
It was an auto body experience.
21. Why did the mechanic have a disappointing fashion show?
There was no time to change attire.
22. Did you hear about that mechanic who almost died?
He had an auto body experience
23. Did you hear about the quantum mechanic at the auto repair shop?
He both repairs and doesn’t repair my car at the same time, and I can never be certain of what the charge will be.
24. How do you make a mechanical frog?
You can’t use bolts. You have to use rivets.
25. What is the worst part of being a mechanic?
Always working on brakes.
26. Mechanics might disagree,
But eyedrops are technically blinker fluid.
27. I asked a mechanic for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes.
But he only has manuals.
28. What does the mechanic say after he’s fixed your car’s horn?
Beep repaired.
29. Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea.
I think he was on a brake.
30. Asked the mechanic why my car engine was humming.
She said it was probably because it didn’t know the words.
Even More Funny and Hilarious Mechanic Jokes and Puns
The duties of mechanics include diagnosing mechanical issues, performing routine maintenance such as oil changes and brake inspections, and repairing or replacing worn-out parts. There are also diesel mechanics who focus on diesel engines used in trucks, buses, and heavy machinery, and aircraft mechanics who maintain and repair airplanes and helicopters to ensure they meet safety standards. Each of these mechanics require a combination of technical skills, hands-on experience, and specialized training to effectively troubleshoot and resolve mechanical problems. Whatever the job, there is always space for a few mechanic jokes to make the day go by easier.
31. A person walks into an auto shop and says, “I’d like a gas cap for my KIA.”
The car mechanic thinks for a few moments says, “OK, that seems like a fair trade.”
32. While driving home I saw my mechanic on the side of the road crying like a little baby.
I don’t know exactly what happened but he must have had a serious breakdown
33. Why did the disorganized mechanic need to rush to the bathroom?
Because he had loose tools.
34. I just finished a novel about aircraft mechanics.
It was mostly riveting.
35. So, I talked with my mechanic today. We chatted a bit about work, and I asked him if he enjoyed being a mechanic.
He said, “Yeah, but at the end of the day I feel like I’ve been through an engine. I’m exhausted.”
36. What is the most important event for a mechanic?
Their 10-gear anniversary.
37.So a jumper cable goes into a bar.
And the bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
38. Mechanic: “When were your tires last rotated?”
Me: “On the way here, obviously.”
39. What do you call a mechanical knife?
Cutting-edge technology.
40. What do you call a mechanical encyclopaedia?
A facts machine.
41. What do you call an Oscar winning film about mechanics?
Lord of the Springs.
42.A mechanic was secretly drinking brake fluid at the garage where he worked. On some days he would even drink a whole pint of the stuff. One day his boss found out and confronted him about it.
The mechanic said “It won’t become a problem, boss, I swear I can stop whenever I want!”
43.In order to get to the valves, a mechanic carefully removed the engine parts from a car while the car owner – a surgeon – looked on. Afterwards the mechanic said to the surgeon: ‘You know, I reckon my line of work is every bit as difficult and skilled as yours.’
‘Perhaps,’ said the surgeon, ‘But I’d like to see you do it while the engine is running.’
44. A chemist, a mechanic, an electrician, and a programmer were driving in a car when it broke down. “This must be because we’ve mixed the wrong fuel additive!” said the chemist. “Rubbish!” said the mechanic. “This is clearly a mechanical problem. There must be something wrong with the engine.” “Both of you are wrong. The problem lies with the car wiring and the battery.” argued the electrician.
The programmer sighed and said, “Guys, calm down. I think we should just close all the windows, turn off the car and turn it on again.”
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