The marketing department is often busy trying to get attention for a company. However, there is always time to pause and enjoy some marketing jokes for a good laugh and to enjoy some puns.
Marketing folks have to work with their colleagues in other departments likes the sales department. It is always good to share a joke and have a laugh with others, especially to lighten up the mood.
Here are some marketing jokes that you will simply enjoy!
40 Marketing Jokes for Good Laugh
If you are at a gathering or mixer of marketers and are looking to liven it up, there is not like creating good content in the form of marketing jokes that everyone can have a laugh at and appreciate.
1. Why do bees make bad marketers?
Because they use too many buzzwords.
2. What did the Nabisco marketing director do on his first day on the job?
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3. Why aren’t marketers allowed into Broadway musicals?
Because they keep trying to capture the leads.
4. Why was the earthworm hired to do email marketing?
Because it was very good at segmentation.
5. Why did the marketer go to the bank?
To check his conversion rates.
6. Why did the ghost’s marketing campaign fail?
Because you could see right through it.
7. What is a marketer’s favorite drink at the bar?
Brand-y.
8. Why did the marketer hire the man and his fiance?
To increase the brand engagement.
9. Why did the marketer put his phone into the freezer?
To prepare to make cold calls.
10. Why is Dracula so good at generating new leads?
Because he is the master of A-Count based marketing.
11. How many marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have automated it.
12. Why did the marketer go to the gym?
To work on his call-to-action
13. How does Yoda qualify his leads?
He uses the Sales Force.
14. What is the best way to build a good keyword list?
Add words.
15. Why did the marketer run a focus group with a bunch of cats?
Because she wanted to develop buyer purrrr-sonas.
16. Did you hear about my new dog called Marketing?
Every day, he comes to me with a new lead.
17. What is a growth marketer’s favorite dessert?
Top of the funnel cake.
18. What food do email marketers hate the most?
Spam.
19. Why is it cold whenever a marketer is working on a campaign proposal?
Because they are surrounded by drafts.
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20. Why did the marketer refuse to go on to the trampoline?
Because he was worried about the bounce rate.
21. Why did the marketer cross the road?
To get to the other side of the customer journey.
22. Why was the religious marketer hired for the job?
Because he was always trying to convert.
23. Why do marketers make good wide receivers?
Because they always stay inbounds.
24. What is a pirate’s favorite marketing activity?
A webin-AAAARR.
25. Why did the band of B2B marketers only have backup vocalists?
Because they had trouble getting qualified leads.
26. Why is a cat like followers on social meda?
Because it is hard to get them both to follow me.
27. What is a personality trait of a bad marketer?
Being anti-social.
28. How much did the digital marketer weigh?
An insta-gram.
29. Why did the couple who were in the digital marketing department decide to call it quits?
Because they were not on the same landing page.
30. What do good marketers and fishermen have in common?
They both have good hooks.
31. What is a pirate marketer’s favorite marketing measure?
The AAAARRRRR-OI.
32. Why did the marketer break up with her boyfriend?
Lack of engagement.
33. What did the marketer use to wrap his presents?
White papers.
34. What do hipster farmers and content marketers have in common?
They both love things that are organic.
35. What is a telemarketer’s favorite song?
Answer my call me, maybe.
36. What did the social media marketer eat for a snack?
Insta-graham crackers.
37. Why did the priest decide to attend a marketing course?
To increase his conversion rate.
38. Why do content marketers like fir trees?
Because they like evergreens.
39. A commercial was being shot and the cast and crew all appeared on set on the day of the shoot. However, one crucial person appeared to be missing. No one could find the director. The producer looked high and low and could not find the director. Eventually, the runner comes up to producer and informs him that the director has been hospitalized and will not be able to make it on set. Desperately looking around, the producer points to a woman and says, “What do you do?”. The woman replies, “I am a marketer.” The producer replies, “I want you to now be the director for the commercial.” Always willing to try something new, the marketer agrees. During the shooting of the first scene, the actors get ready and are in position for the shot. A feeble sound comes from the new marketer director but nobody can tell what she is saying. After a while, the actors hear another whimper coming from the marketer director but can’t make out what she is saying. A third whimper comes but still everyone has no idea what to do. Finally, the producer goes to the marketer and says, “You are fired as the director. Weak call to action.”
40. What do you call a group of marketers?
A market share.
We hope that you’ve enjoyed all the funny marketing jokes and puns. Be sure to share them around with your marketing colleagues, marketing industry peers and even your marketing director.
If you have enjoyed these marketing jokes, we think that you will also enjoy these other jokes like these sales jokes, engineer jokes, firefighter jokes, librarian jokes, actor jokes and this huge collection of business jokes.
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