Who does not love ice cream? And who does not love ice cream jokes? No one, right? That is why you are sure to love these great jokes all about the sweet, cold treat.

Ice cream jokes have been around for a long time. They are almost as old a treat as they first set of cones that were scooped up by the first ice cream man. It is time to dig deep into the tub of ice cream jokes and enjoy a delicious serving of humor.

Ready for these funny ice cream jokes? Let’s dig in!

60 Funny Ice Cream Jokes to Get You Laughing

1. Why are ice cream cones like as parents?
Because they are big softies.

2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

3. How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
In floats.

4. How does Dairy Queen train its employees?
By sending them off to sundae school!

5. What did the popsicle say to his son-sicle?
Stick with me, kid!

6. Why couldn’t the colorb lind man sell ice cream?
Because his cones don’t work.

7. You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.

8. The ice cream scooper got chocolate ice cream in my vanilla ice cream.
Well, that’s a twist.

9. I was offered a job at the local ice cream shop
But I turned it down because I don’t like working on sundaes.

10. Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
Because they always get a scoop.

11. Today I realized that eating ice cream isn’t filling the emptiness I feel inside.
But I’m no quitter.

12. What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
You get Breyer’s remorse.

13. What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?
Remember the à la mode!

14. Someone broke into our shop and stole all 31 flavors of ice cream.
It was a Baskin-Robbery.

15. Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
Because it was mint to be.

16. What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.

17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben and Anna.
Ben and Anna who?
Ben and Anna split with a cherry on top!

18. Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
It got its just desserts.

19. What flavor of ice cream do deer go for?
Chocolate chip cookie doe!

20. What do you call a dispute between ice cream about their kids?
A custardy battle.

More Ice Cream Jokes to Fill You Up

Are you getting full on ice cream jokes yet? We think that you will definitely enjoy even more of these fun jokes and puns about ice cream!

21. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!

22. What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone?
Alice Scooper.

23. What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?
So, what’s the scoop?

24. What do you call a teddy bear blended in ice cream?
A McFurry.

25. Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
Because there is a chance of sprinkles.

26. Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
Because they know how to chill out.

27. Ice cream sundaes always taste better with egg based additions.
Am I right or am I meringue?

28. I saw the world’s biggest ice cream the other day.
I would like to see someone top that.

29. What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.

30. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

31. What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone?
Scoop Dogg.

32. Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
Because they always get licked.

33. Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the Rocky Road.

34. Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.

35. Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.

36. What happened when rockers couldn’t get their favorite dessert?
Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.

37.What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavor in the bottom?
A twist cone!

38. Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes?
Sundae School.

39. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
Pi a’la mode.

40. When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream?
Any Given Sundae.

Even More Funny Ice Cream Jokes & Puns

We all love a good scoop don’t we? Here is another scoopful of ice cream jokes and puns.

41. Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.

42.Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.

43.What did the ice cream cone write on his Valentine card?
You make me melt.

44. Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.

45. What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.

46. How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!

47. Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split so ice creamed!

48. I just had some green colored ice cream.
It was mint.

49. What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Shock a lot.

50. Why does the ice cream man go so slow?
Because he’s a sundae driver!

51. Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream?
He was looking for the scoop.

52. What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!

53. Why didn’t the ice cream sandwich like the popsicle?
Because the popsicle had a stick up her butt!

54. Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream?
Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional!

55. What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?
Spoon!

56. How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.

57.“Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?”
“Sure, Bert.”

58. Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.

59. How did Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.

60. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Veinilla.

We hope that you have enjoyed these funny ice cream jokes. If you have, we bet that you will also enjoy these great shoe jokes and biology jokes too!