Firefighter jokes are a fun way to add some humor into a work day. Whether you are working at a fire station or are in an office simply firefighting, these firefighter jokes are sure get a blazing of laughter.
We have compiled an entire engine load of firefighter jokes that will help to hose down your boredom and get everyone laughing with delight.
Ready to get drenched in laughter? We have a volatile combination of combustible humor and fun for you.
Funny Firefighter Jokes to Get Combustible Laughter
1. What happened to the firefighter who wasn’t performing up to scratch at work?
He got fired!
2. What web browser do firefighters use?
Mozilla Firefox.
3. What did the Spanish firemen name his two sons?
José and HoseB.
4. What did the fireman say when they saw the church on fire?
Holy Smokes!
5. What would happen if scared Franciscan priests became firefighters?
They would be fighting fires with frightened friars!
6. What is the best way to reach the fire station to let them know about a fire?
By calling them on the hotline.
7. Why did the firefighter rush out of the burning building holding a calendar?
Because he wanted to save the day.
8. What do firefighters wear when they go in into burning buildings?
They wear blazers!
9. Why did the fireman wear suspenders?
To keep his pants up.
10. What do you call a firefighter who is very motivated?
Fired up man.
11. What did the fireman say at Thanksgiving dinner?
“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls.”
12. Why are firefighters such hospitable people?
Because they always greeted others that they meet with a lot of warmth!
13. Why did the firefighter resign from the department?
The job was a bad match.
14. Why did the firefighter love eating tamales?
Because they were hot!
15. Why do fire stations like to keep a dog around?
Because everyone likes a hot dog.
16. What do firefighters eat as snacks?
Firecrackers.
17. Did you hear about the firemen that were called out to a fire at the bakery?
Unfortunately, they were too late and by the time they got there, things were already toast.
18. Why did the man sign up to be a firefighter?
Because he had a burning passion for the job!
19. Did you hear about the fire engine that was sent to put out the fire that broke out at the cold-medicine factory on the outskirts of town
Thankfully, there was no congestion on the way.
20. What does a firefighter use to detect any fire?
The fire distinguisher!
21. What Mexican food do firefighters like to eat the most?
Chili.
22. Why did the firefighter hug the fire exit and say everything was ok?
Because the sign was alarmed.
23. Did you hear about the fireman who was hurt rescuing a cat from a tree?
He was out on a limb.
24. What did the firefighter say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
“You set my heart on fire!”
25. Why was the man with a flame tattoo on his arms rejected by the fire department.
Because no one was allowed to bring firearms in the fire station!
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26. Why did the moth become a firefighter?
Because it liked things that were alight!
27. Why did the Gen Z firefighter say when asked if she enjoyed her job?
She said that her job is lit!
28. Girl in the bar: “What do you do for a living?”
The firefighter: “I make the six o’clock news.”
29. What did the father say when his son asked him what the least favorite letter of a firefighter?
He said, “R, son!”
30. Why do firefighters like the summer?
Because they are used to the heat!
31. What comes after a dragon lights his birthday candles?
The fire department.
32. Did you hear about the firefighter who was underperforming?
His career went up in smoke.
33. What is the difference between a firefighter and a worker?
Only one out of them is scared of a firing.
34. Why the firefighter do well on the television game show?
Because he was used to be in the hot seat.
35. How many firefighters does it take to change a lightbulb?
You need five. One to change the lightbulb and four to hold the ladder.
36. Does an elevator go up or down when it’s on fire?
It goes up in flames!
37. Why are firefighters known for their positivity?
Because they always look at the brighter side of things.
38. Why do fire departments keep Dalmatians?
Because they assist them in looking for hydrants!
39. Why did it take the fire fighters such a long time to get to the fire at the strawberry farm?
There was a traffic jam.
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40. What type of job won’t you like to find out you’re going to be working from home.
A firefighter.
41. Did you hear about the firefighter who yelled at everyone he met?
He was a hot head.
42. How fast can a forest fire start?
Lightning fast!
43. Why are firefighters always wary of their ladders?
Because they are always up to something.
44. Why are elephants such good firefighters?
Because they are good at stomping out forest fires!
45. What happened when the firefighter googled ‘Ways to start a wildfire’?
He got around 100,000 matches!
46. If a fireman has two eyes, how many eyes does a policeman have?
He will also have two eyes!
47. Why was the firefighter wearing blue suspenders?
Because the red ones were still in the wash!
48. What sound do you hear when dragons sneeze?
A fire alarm.
49. What do you do when you see a fireman?
You put it out, man.
50. What holiday do firefighters refuse to celebrate?
May Day.
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