Who doesn’t love a good donut and who doesn’t love a good donut joke, right? Did you know that the modern donut has roots tracing back to Dutch settlers in North America, who brought with them a recipe for “olykoeks,” or oily cakes. Donuts have come a long way since then and so have donut jokes and puns.
There are a wide variety of donuts. They come in many shapes and forms with the most popular types being yeast (or raised) donuts, which are light and airy, and cake donuts. There are also a wide variety of donut jokes and puns. Let’s bite into them!
Donut Jokes that are Hilariously Funny
1. Why did the man quit his job at the donut factory?
He was fed up with the hole business.
2.Have you heard of the robbery at the donut store?
I heard that the robbers left with buns glazing
3. Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
4. How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
5. What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
6. What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
7. What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
8. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
9. What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
10. What kind of Donuts are Bob Marley’s favourite?
Ones with Jammin’!
11. What did the donut say to encourage the other donut?
Donut give up.
12. What did the donut say to his girlfriend?
You donut know how much I love you.
13. What did the partying donut say to the other donut?
Donut kill my vibe.
14. How do you remove the inherent bureaucracy that’s plaguing the donut industry?
Cut out the middle, man.
15. What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
16. Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
17. Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
18. Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
19. Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling.
20. Wife asks. “can you leave me some of your donut?”
Husband replies “Ok, I’ll leave you the hole!”
21. Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
22. What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
23. Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
24. Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
25. Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
More Donut Jokes that You Can Sink Your Teeth Into
Classic donut flavors include glazed, chocolate frosted, powdered sugar, and jelly-filled. However, there are also many creative variations, such as maple bacon, matcha, and even savory donuts with ingredients like cheese or hot dogs. Let’s also check out more flavors of donut jokes and puns!
26. What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
27. What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
28. How are a donut and a danish similar?
They are both synonym rolls!!
29. Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…
Eat two, Brute.
30. What did the donut say to the Munchkin?
You complete me!
31. What’s a basketball player’s favorite donut shop?
Dunkin’ Donuts.
32. What did the donut say when it became sentient?
“There are dozens of us!”
33. What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
34. What did the donut say to the cop?
Don’t taste me, bro !
35. What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
36. I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
37.Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
38. The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
39. What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
40. What was the donut’s philosophy to life?
Donut worry. Be happy.
41. How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam?
She passed with frying crullers.
42.What did the dad donut say to the son donut that was just lying around?
Let’s go glazy.
43.What did the boy donut say to girl donut?
You drive me glazy.
44. What did the Jedi donut say?
Do or donut, there is no try.
45. What sign did the teenager donut have on his bedroom door?
Donut disturb.
46. What did the donut say to the hand?
Donut ever let me go.
47. Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
48. Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
49. Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
50. Which nut has a hole in it?
A donut.
Even More Jokes about Donuts
Did you know that Americans consume over 10 billion donuts each year? The city with the highest number of donut shops per capita is Boston, Massachusetts, which also has a strong donut culture. It seems that we can’t get our fill of donuts. If that is the case, we also think that you will enjoy your fill of more donut jokes too!
51. Why did the man hate donut’s without holes?
Because they are always so full of themselves
52. What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
53. Why is a donut healthy?
Because it a hole food.
54. Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
55. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
56. What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
57.What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
58. What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
59. What do you call uncivilized donuts?
Bavarians.
60. What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
61. When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
62. A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
63. How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
64.. What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
65. Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
66. Why is life is like a box of donuts?
Because it does not last long if you’re fat.
67. What do do-nuts wear to weddings?
Tuxedoughs!
68. Why do donuts hate puns so much?
Because they donut like to joke around!
69. What’s the opposite of Donut?
Don’tnut
70. Did you hear about the monk that used to make donuts while contemplating the mysteries of life?
He was a deep friar.
71. Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
72. What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
73. Knock knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who?
Doughnut forget to do your homework or you will have to go to summer school!
74. Why should donuts come with warning labels?
Because donuts will make your clothes shrink.
75. What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
76. What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
If you loved these funny donut jokes, we think that you will also enjoy these great baker jokes and these SpongeBob jokes too!