Jokes have been a part of human culture for centuries, providing laughter and joy in various social contexts. However, not all jokes are equal and some are just cringy jokes that will get you a bit of awkward laughter.
Still, despite their cringeworthy nature, these bad jokes can still entertain. Cringy jokes can still become memorable for their sheer lack of comedic value.
Cringy Jokes That Will Leave You Laughing for More
1. Why shouldn’t you tell pigs your secrets?
Because they always squeal.
2.What do you get from a selfish cow?
Spoiled milk.
3. What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
4. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
5. Why did the photograph go to jail?
Because it was framed.
6. Ever tried to eat a clock?
It’s time-consuming.
7. Why shouldn’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
8. What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
9. What’s the best way to organize a party in space?
Planet.
10. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
11. What did one hat say to the other?
You go on ahead.
12. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
13. What do you call a fake father that tells bad jokes?
A faux pa.
14. What did the pirate get on his report card?
Seven Cs!
15. Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants.
16. What do you call two kittens that crash into each other?
A cat-astrophe.
17. What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
18. How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment?
Tenants.
19. What did the mommy train tell the baby train at meal time?
Choo-choo.
20. Where do a flock of flamingos go when they eat dinner out?
Someplace cheep.
21. How can you tell if a plant is good at math?
It has square roots.
22. Why should you take advice from a porcupine?
They have a lot of good points.
23. What kind of bagels do jets like?
Plain.
24. Why did the teacher go to the eye doctor?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
25. My boss told me to have a good day.
So, I didn’t go to work.
26. What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
A satisfactory!
27. Why is it so hard to drive in a screw?
Because it doesn’t have a steering wheel.
28. Why was six nervous?
Because seven eight nine.
29. What kind of shoes do bananas wear?
Slippers.
30. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
31. How much do roofs cost?
Nothing because they’re on the house!
32. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener.
33. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
34. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It’s too far to walk.
35. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
It hasn’t been made up yet.
36. What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
37.What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
38. Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?
It’s making headlines.
39. Why are pirates called pirates?
They just ARRRR!
40. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
41. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
42.How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it..
43.What do cows read the most?
Cattle-logs.
44. I lost an electron.
You really have to keep an ion them!
45. Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
He pasta way.
46. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
47. Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
Because they are such fungis.
48. Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Too many ears.
49. Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet?
Because he always got lost at “C.”
50. What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
More Bad and Cringy Jokes
Cringy jokes often has an appeal because of their ability to break the ice, especially in social gatherings. When someone delivers a cringy joke that’s so bad it’s almost painful, it often leads to groans and laughter, creating a shared experience that brings people closer together. So here are more cringy jokes that you will love to share with others!
51. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
52. What does a spy do when he is cold?
He goes undercover.
53. How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
54. When do computers overheat?
When they need to vent.
55. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
56. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
57.What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
58. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
59. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
60. What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
61. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
62. What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
You mean a great dill to me.
63. What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
64.. Why didn’t the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
65. Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
66. What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
67. What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
68. What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?
He has a meltdown.
69. Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind… it’s tearable.
70. Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
71. What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
Stairs.
72. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumby.
73. What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y!
74. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine, he woke up.
75. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant.
76. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
77. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
78. What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired?
Oh snap.
79. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
80. Why should you never tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
81. Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants.
82. Where does the general put his armies?
In his sleevies.
83. What do you call a magician that loses his magic?
Ian.
84. What do you call a sleeping bull?
sA bulldozer.
85. What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don’t wok away from me!
86. How do rabbits travel?
By hareplanes.
87. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
88. What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunder pants!
89. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.”
90. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
91. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
92. What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
93. What did 0 say to 8?
“Nice belt.”
94 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
95. What did the drummer name her twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
96. What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me!
97. What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse radish!
98. Why did the kid stock up on yeast?
He wanted to make some dough.
99. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
100. What did the envelope say to the stamp?
“Stick with me and we’ll go places.”
Bad Jokes That Are So Cringe You Will Love Them!
Bad jokes, while often met with eye rolls, have a simplicity and predictability that makes them accessible to everyone, ensuring that no one feels left out of the fun. Cringy jokes often rely on puns, wordplay, or overly simplistic humor, making them endearing to some and intolerable to others. So get ready to cringe away with these funny jokes!
101. How do you stop a bull from charging?
Take away its credit card.
102. Did you hear about the dull pencil?
It was pointless.
103. What do you call spaghetti in disguise?
An impasta.
104. What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check?
“Put it on my bill.”
105. What did the tree say when spring arrived?
“What a re-leaf!”
106. What did the buffalo say when his son left for school?
Bison!
107. Why don’t the animals like to play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
108. Why can’t you trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something.
109. What is the leading cause of dry skin?
A towel.
110. Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!
111. How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
112. Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
113. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”
114. Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
They lactose.
115. What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
116. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
117. Which bear is the most condescending?
A pan-duh!
118. Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
119. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
120. How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
121. What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Bellhop.
122. What kind of car does an egg drive?
A yolkswagen.
123. When is your door not actually a door?
When it’s actually ajar.
124. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality!
125. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
He was a little shellfish!
126. Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally!
127. When does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
128. What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
129. What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
130. Why was the bee’s hair always sticky?
He used a honeycomb.
131. What do you call phoney spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
132. Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
133. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.
134.Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
It’s a big waist of space.
135. What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
136. What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
137. What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Aw, shucks!
138.What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
139.What vegetables are a sailor’s enemies?
Leeks.
140.Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
141.What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?
The glitterbug.
142.Where do roses sleep at night?
In their flowerbed.
143.Why was the politician out of breath?
He was running for office.
144. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
145. Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet koalafications.
146. Why can’t you play hockey with pigs?
They always hog the puck.
147. What classical ballet did the pig pen perform?
Swine Lake.
148. What’s a ballerina’s favorite number?
Two-two.
149. How did the duck buy lipstick?
She just put it on her bill.
150.What kind of tree can fit inside your hand?
A palm tree.
Fun with Humor that You Will Love and Get Laughter With
Cringy jokes and bad jokes can range from the hilarious to the painfully awkward. Because of their ability to engage a wide audience, they have a universal appeal and these jokes clearly that don’t take themselves too seriously.
151.What do you call a pig that practices karate?
A pork chop.
152. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
153.Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
Because he’s always lion.
154. What did one wall say to the other?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.”
155. What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
156. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
157. Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
158. How can you spot a baby snake?
By its rattle.
159. What did one eye say to the other?
Between us, something smells.
160. Why did the shopping cart go to see a therapist?
It was tired of being pushed around.
161. When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
162. What do you call a bug that can’t make a decision?
A may-bee.
163. Why are elephants wrinkly?
Because you can’t iron them.
164. What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me?
165. How did the two cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.
166. Why did the strawberry cry?
He found himself in a jam.
167. Why did the boy throw a stick of margarine out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
168. Can February March?
No, but April May.
169.I was going to tell you a pizza joke,
But it’s a bit too cheesy.
170. What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
171. Why didn’t the invisible man cross the road?
He could not see himself doing it
172. What do you call a moose with no name?
Anony-moose.
173. What steals from you when you’re in your bathtub?
A robber duckie.
174. What kind of dog tells time?
A watch dog.
175. How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his feathers are combed over to one side.
176. Why does a tiger have stripes?
So he will not be spotted.
177. Why was the fish’s grades bad?
They were below sea level.
178. What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1.
179. What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.
180. Why shouldn’t you use a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
181. Where do cows go on dates?
Out to the moo-vies.
182. Why did the computer go to see the doctor?
It had a virus.
183. Why don’t sailors wear red or blue?
They’re afraid of being marooned.
184. What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
185. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
186. What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
187. What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
188. RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.
189. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
190. I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
191. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!
192. What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
193. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
194. Where was King David’s temple located?
Beside his ear.
195. What did one toilet say to another?
You look flushed.
196. Why did the man cut his camping trip short?
It was in tents.
197. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
198. What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
199. How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut!
200. What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
58!
Laugh Away with the Best Cringy and Bad Jokes Out There!
The charm of cringy jokes and bad jokes lies in their imperfections. Humor doesn’t always have to be sophisticated and sometimes, the most memorable moments come from jokes that are so bad, they’re good. Enjoy a lighthearted escape from the everyday and soak in the simple joy of shared laughter.
201. What did the nut say to the other nut in a game of tag?
Imma cashew!
202. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
203. What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
204. Why did the sand blush?
Because the sea weed.
205. Why do libraries have elevators?
Because they have a lot of stories.
206. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
207. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
208. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
209. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
Because they suspected foul play.
210. What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog.
211. What kind of sandals do frogs prefer?
Open toad.
212. How do birds learn how to fly?
They wing it.
213. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
214. How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!
215. What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
216. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
217. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
218. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
219. Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
220. Did you hear about the emotional wedding?
Even the cake was in tiers.
221. What’s Santa’s elves’ favorite kind of music?
Wrap.
222. What do you call a hat for the leg?
A kneecap.
223. What’s the best way to put a spaceship to sleep?
Rocket.
224. Where do polar bears vote?
At the North Pole.
225. Why don’t dogs tell a lot of stories?
They only have one tail.
226. What do you get when you cross a grocery store and a scientist?
Market research.
227. Why aren’t there any restaurants on the moon?
Because there’s no atmosphere.
228. What do evil hens lay?
Deviled eggs.
229.Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because everyone’s dying to get in.
230. Did you hear about the invisible man who went to the doctor?
He’s still waiting to be seen.
231. Why did the cat get arrested?
He was caught littering.
232. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Not enough guts.
233. Did you hear about the documentary that was filmed about constipation?
It never came out.
234. Why did the lady put lipstick on her forehead?
She was trying to makeup her mind.
235. What do bees use to keep their hair neat and tidy?
Honeycombs.
236. How does a penguin fix a broken sculpture?
With igloo.
237. Why don’t zombies eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
238. Why did the computer get glasses?
It wanted to improve its website.
239. Did you hear about the medieval lamp?
It’s a knight light.
240. What is the difference between a piano and a fish.
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.
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