65 Cookie Jokes That Are Deliciously Funny

Sweet and tasty. That is one way to describe these funny cookie jokes that will have you having a good laugh.

Did you know that the first cookie in America was the “jumble,” a hard cookie made from nuts, sweetener, and water. It was very popular – just like how these cookie jokes and puns will also make you popular and bring on the fun.

Funny Cookie Jokes

1. Did you hear about the man who ate too much cookie dough and got sick?
It was an overdoughse.

2.Have you tried the new Wookiee cookie?
It’s a bit chewy.

3. Why did the baker get homesick?
He tossed his cookies.

4. What do you call a passed out cookie?
Limp biscuit.

5. Why did the cookie cross the road?
To crumb on the other side.

6. Did you hear about the oatmeal cookie orphans?
No one’s raisin ’em.

7. How does the queen like her cookies?
Decorated with royal icing.

8. What do you call a smart cookie?
Academia nut.

9. What does a programmer say after reading the fortune they get from a fortune cookie?
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10. What do you call a drawing of a laughing cookie?
A snicker-doodle

11. What do you say when two cookies are getting ready for their fight?
“Let’s get ready to crumble!”

12. An employee at the cookie factory fell into the dough mixing vat.
It looks like he’s going to make it, but he was badly battered.

13. All these websites are asking me to accept their cookies.
But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

14. What are the most popular cookies in Asgard?
Thoreos.

15. I went to the website for Oreos today
I hit “Accept All Cookies” and got nothing.

16. What did John say about James when he got fired from the fortune cookie factory?
That’s unfortunate.

17. What kind of keys does the Gingerbread Man carry?
Cook-keys!

18. What is Thanos’s favorite kind of cookie?
Gingersnap

19. What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles.

More Cookie Jokes and Puns for a Good Laugh

A good cookie joke does not come about by accident. But did you know that the chocolate chip cookie was invented by accident in 1938 by Ruth Graves Wakefield, who ran the Toll House Inn in Massachusetts. She added broken pieces of a Nestlé chocolate bar to her cookie dough, expecting the chocolate to melt and make chocolate cookies.

20. Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?
Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!

21. My fortune cookie read, “You will touch the hearts of many.”
Jokes on them. I’m a heart surgeon.

22. What must you do before entering a cookie eating competition?
Sign a wafer.

23. Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long.

24. What do you call it when two cookies from the same sheet fall in love?
A batch made in heaven.

25. Why should you never make too many cookies at once?
It’s too big of a whisk.

26. Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?
Because they had a lot of dough.

27. Why was the cookie so angry with the baker?
He had a chip on his shoulder.

28. Why did the boy go to the doctor after eating a cookie?
He was feeling crumby!

29. Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.

30. How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed?
With a cookie sheet.

31. I went online to order Oreos and the website errored
My VPN was rejecting cookies.

32. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he’s feeling crummy.

33. What’s a hyena’s favorite cookie?
Snickerdoodle.

34. What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?
Chocolate chimp cookies!

35. What do the cookie and the computer have in common?
They both have chips.

36. What kind of cookies do rich people like best?
Fortune cookies!

37.What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Cookie d’oh.

38. What do you call a metric cookie?
A gram cracker.

39. I tried to start an online bakery.
But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.

40. Why do basketball players love cookies?
Because they can dunk them.

Even More Funny Cookie Jokes

There are hundreds of cookie varieties worldwide, including popular types like chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, sugar, and peanut butter cookies. Each country often has its traditional cookies, such as Italian biscotti, French macarons, and Mexican polvorones. That is just like how there are a wide variety of cookie jokes that you can bite into as well!

41. I’m looking forward to the day we celebrate that chocolate cookie with white icing in the middle.
Mem-Oreo Day.

42.What does Cookie Monster’s parrot say when he wants a snack?
“Polly wanna cookie!”

43.Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?
Because he felt crummy

44. Two cookies in an oven. One cookie turns to the other cookie and says,
“It’s really hot in here.” The other cookie screams, “Ahhh! A talking cookie!”

45. What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer?
Cookie crumbs.

46. What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter?
Cookie doe!

47. What’s a fungus’ favorite cookie?
SPOREOS

48. I ate too much cookie dough and got sick.
It was an overdoughse.

49. How do you make a baby computer cry?
Delete his cookies!

50. Why couldn’t the Cookie Monster make his bed?
He couldn’t find a cookie sheet!

51. What’s a hyena’s favorite cookie?
Snickerdoodle

52. What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate?
S’morse Code

53. What type of cookies do redheads like best?
Ginger snaps.

54. Why do girls scouts sell cookies?
They want to make a sweet first impression.

55. Where do witches bake their cookies?
In a coven.

56. What’s on every young cookie’s reading list?
OREO and Juliet.

57.What is Cookie Monster’s favorite 70s cookie band?
OREO Speedwagon.

58. Did you hear about the man who opened up a fortune cookie and there wasn’t a fortune inside?
He thought to himself, “that’s unfortunate.”

59. How does a German cookie greet people?
Gluten-tag.

60. All websites use cookies.
Except English websites. They use biscuits.

61. What is a monster’s favorite food?
Ghoul Scout cookies.

62. What do you call the art of folding cookies?
Oreo-gami

63. Why are cookies called cookies, and bacon is called bacon…
But you have to bake cookies and cook bacon?

64. A CEO, a laborer, and an immigrant are at a table. The table has 20 cookies.
The CEO takes 19 cookies and says to the laborer, “look out, that immigrant is trying to take your cookie!”

65. An Englishman and a Scotsman go to a pastry shop. The Englishman whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice.

The Englishman says to the Scotsman: “You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!”

The Scotsman says to the Englishman: “Watch this, a Scotsman is always cleverer than an Englishman.”

He says to the baker, “Give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!” The baker gives him the cookie which the Scotsman promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: “Give me another cookie for my magic trick.” The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again: “Give me one more cookie… ” The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Scotsman eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: “And where is your magic trick?” The Scotsman says: “Look in the Englishman’s pocket!”