Camel jokes are great for sharing around and getting a laugh. After all, who does not find the humped animal funny looking in itself. The remarkable creatures known for their ability to survive and thrive in harsh environments such as the desert. Perhaps that is what makes it easy for people who have to slog away in the office relate to the creatures.
With their distinctive humps, camels are often associated with long treks and carrying heavy loads. We have some funny camel jokes and puns that will take your mind off your own load.
Funny Camel Jokes and Puns
1. What do you call a frozen camel?
Lost.
2.What did the camel say to the oasis?
“I’ll never desert you.”
3. Where would you park your camel?
In the Camelot.
4. Why did the camel cross the road?
Because there are no chickens in the desert.
5. How does a cool camel greet his buddies?
“How you dune?”
6. What is a camel’s favorite day of the week?
Hump Day!
7. You know that a camel with two humps is a bactrian camel. A camel with one hump is a dromedary camel. What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey
8. What do you call a camel with three humps?
Hump-three.
9. What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?
Llamanated.
10. What is sweet and walks across a desert?
A caramel.
11. Is it possible to make a case for the camel?
weAlreadyDid.
12. What’s a camel’s favourite part of a meal?
Desert.
13. Why do camels blend in so well with their surroundings?
They use camel-flage.
14. What is the difference between a camel and a dromedary?
A heap.
15. What’s Aladdin‘s favorite tea?
Jasmine and camel-mile.
16. What do you call a camel that looks the same walking forward as it does walking backward?
A palindromedary.
17. A camel walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, “Another one? That’s the third one this month!”
18. What do you call a camel that cries?
A humpback-wail.
19. What did the camel say when he met his friend in the Sahara?
“Long time no sea.”
20. What is a baby camel’s favorite nursery rhyme?
“Hump-ty Dumpty.”
More Funny Camel Jokes
Contrary to popular belief, the humps do not store water but rather fat, which can be converted into energy and water when food and water are scarce. Similarly, these funny camel jokes will also be able to convert long days into days filled with laughter and fun,
21. What’s the difference between Cleopatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and the other had a lot of camels.
22. How do you ask camels if they want some tea?
One hump or two?
23. How does a camel go across the desert without going hungry?
Because of all the sand-wiches there!
24. Where does a camel go after dinner?
Straight for the desert trolley.
25. Why was Camel-lot famous?
For its knight-life.
26. What’s a camel’s favorite holiday carol?
“Oh Camel, All Ye Faithful.”
27. What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
A palindromedary.
28. I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
29. Where did the knight park his camel?
Camelot.
30. Riding a camel really isn’t as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
31. What’s the difference between a one-humped camel and a two-humped camel?
A hump.
32. What do you call a camel you can’t see?
A camo.
33. What do you call a camel with three bumps?
Pregnant.
34. What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey (hump-free).
35. Did you hear about the camel accused of stock fraud?
He was guilty of a hump-and-dump scheme.
36. A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food.
The zookeeper at home said, “Alpaca lunch.”
37.A camel can work all week without drinking.
A man can drink all week without working.
38. When I was a kid, a zookeeper caught me smoking a camel.
I told him I’d kill a giraffe too if he didn’t keep his mouth shut.
39. Riding a camel really isn’t as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
Even More Camel Jokes
They have been used as transportation and beasts of burden for centuries, capable of carrying heavy loads over long distances. Camels are also valued for their milk, meat, and wool. Now you can also value them for their funny camel jokes!
40. What do you call a camel that ate its brother?
Camelbalism!
41. What is a camel’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty Dumpty.
42.What do you call a camel reciting Shakespeare?
A drama-dary.
43.What did the camel say to the ostrich?
Nothing, it can’t speak.
44. What is a camel’s favorite place in South East Asia to visit?
Camel-bodia.
45. How do camels blend in?
With camel-flage
46. Did you hear about the man who tried riding a camel instead of a horse once?
It had its ups and downs.
47. In what way is life like a camel?
Because you can make it do anything but back up.
48. What’s different between riding a camel and a horse?
Camel riding has its ups and downs.
49. What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama-dairy.
50. What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of concrete?
A camel. We put in the concrete to make the riddle harder.
51. Two camels are walking through the desert.
One looks to the other and says, “I don’t care what anyone says. I’m thirsty.”
52. How does a camel take its coffee?
With one or two lumps of sugar.
53. What do you call a camel that eats another camel?
A camibal
54. What did the director of the desert movie say?
“Lights, camel-ra, action!”
55. A woman rides through the desert on her camel. She drops her water bottle and her camel falls over and dies.
It was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
56. Why do camels look so tired every day?
Because when you’re a camel, every day is hump day!
57.What does a camel use to hide?
Camelflage.
58. A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.” After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.” The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?”
The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”
59. A man in the desert rents out a camel to ride on. The rental guy asks, “Have you ever ridden one of these?” The man replies, “No.” “It’s simple. If you say Woah, it will walk. If you say Woah Woah, it will run. If you say Woah Woah Woah, it will run so fast you have to pray to god to stop.” The man hops on the camel and says “Woah.” It starts walking. He says “Woah Woah.” It runs. He says “Woah Woah Woah.” The camel runs so fast the man has to pray to god to stop. Now it’s a good thing he did that because the camel stopped right at the edge of a cliff.
The man looked down the ravine with wide eyes and said “Woah!”
We are sure that you have had a good laugh with these funny camel jokes. We think that you will also enjoy have a laugh with these owl jokes, tennis jokes and bowling jokes too!