Bowling jokes are a fun way to strike up some laughter while at the bowling club. While everyone may be keen to score a perfect game, how about scoring some laughs with funny bowling jokes and puns that will not end up in the gutter.
Did you know that bowling is one of the oldest sports in history, with roots tracing back to ancient Egypt. We wonder if they have been making jokes about bowling all the way back from ancient times?
Whatever the case, here are some of the funniest bowling jokes and puns around.
Bowling Jokes for a Funnily Good Time
1. What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a turkey.
2.When is a bowler like a baseball player?
When he sits on the bench.
3. Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play?
It’s a bump per lane.
4. What do you call a bowling team that gets a lot of strikes?
Lightning.
5. Did you hear that the Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, took up bowling?
They call it The Empire Strikes Back.
6. What does a vegetable get in bowling?
A-spare-I-guess.
7. Which bowler wears the biggest shoes?
The one with the biggest feet.
8. Did you hear about the man who went bowling with his daughter?
The next time, he decided that he will just use a bowling ball.
9. Old bowlers don’t die.
They just end up in the gutter.
10. What would you get if you crossed a bowler and an invisible man?
Bowling like no one has ever seen.
11. The bowling alley down the street just had its 300th strike.
They must have terrible working conditions.
12. Why are football players always being recruited to bowling leagues?
Because they are Super Bowlers.
13. Why is bowling a better sport than golf?
It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.
14. Why is good to bowling on Thanksgiving.
Because you are guaranteed to get a turkey that day.
15. How much should one bowling game cost?
Ten pinnies.
Bowling Jokes That Will Spare You From Tears
Did you know that bowling lanes are coated with oil to protect the surface and influence the ball’s movement, creating various oil patterns that can increase the game’s difficulty. You can also try cracking some humorous bowling jokes to get everyone having a good time while out at the bowling alley.
16. I told my friend I had just landed a job in a bowling alley.
“Ten pin?” He asked. “No” I replied, “it’s permanent”
17. After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open,
We finally got the ball rolling.
18. I went bowling with a military general the other day.
He started bowling before I even entered his name on the scoreboard. So, he launched a preemptive strike.
19. What excuse did the bowler give when he was accused of stealing?
“I was framed!”
20. Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
21. What did one romantic pin say to the other?
“Let’s never split.”
22. Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt?
New Jersey.
23. I was going to tell you a really bad bowling pun,
But I thought I’d spare you.
24. Last year, I had a job at the bowling alley.
It wasn’t for long though; I was only tenpin.
25. When should bowlers wear armor?
When they play knight games.
26. Did you hear about the man who did Stand-Up in a Bowling Alley parking lot?
Some of the jokes struck out and the audience was split.
27. What was the name of the sequel to the movie about bowling pins?
Bowling Ball Returns.
28. What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
29. What kind of cat likes to go bowling?
An alley cat.
30. I’ve left my bowling ball at home.
Have you got any to spare?
More Funny Bowling Jokes to Strike Up Laughter at the Bowling Alley
In ten-pin bowling, a perfect game consists of 12 consecutive strikes, resulting in the highest possible score of 300. This is no simple task as it means knocking down all ten pins with the first ball in each frame, including the extra strikes awarded in the tenth frame. The good thing is that you can also score a perfect laugh record by sharing around these funny bowling jokes that will get everyone else giggling away. Maybe that will even distract them enough so that they do not score a strike against you!
31. What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An air strike.
32. When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?
When it’s full of fans.
33. What does the bowling ball who was taken hostage say?
Please spare me.
34. I’m really good at bowling
I always get a hole in one
35. Why do bowlers make bad employees?
Because they’re always going on strike.
36. Why is a good bowler a bad baseball player?
Because he gets so many strikes.
37.What people are best at bowling?
Those who have talent to spare.
38. Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
39. What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke?
They fell down laughing.
40. Why do bowlers join unions?
They like strikes.
41. When I go bowling, the ball always ends up in the gutter.
That’s just how I roll.
42.Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
Muhammad Alley.
43.Why should you never go bowling with a mathematician/
Because he always find the X’s
44. Where does Superman like to go bowling?
Lois Lanes.
45. Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler?
Her coach was a pumpkin.
We hope that you have enjoyed these humorous bowling jokes. If you have, we think that you will also enjoy these potato jokes, snake jokes, trucker jokes, train jokes and these car jokes as well.