Acupuncturists can be helpful when you are dealing with pain. Of course, people are often worried that they might inflict pain too. But since laughter is the best medicine and can also make you feel less worried while waiting in the acupuncturist’s office, here are a bunch of funny acupuncturist and acupuncture jokes that will help to relieve your anxiety.
Funny Acupuncturist Jokes
Ready to get started? Here we go!
1. Did you hear about the man who tried acupuncture last weekend?
He didn’t really get the point.
2. Why did the acupuncturist receive an award?
For a jab well done.
3. Why was the man wary of acupuncturists?
Because he heard that they will stab you in the back.
4. Did you hear about the acupuncturist who was arrested by the police for a crime?
They had to let him go because they could not pin it on him.
5. What is the best part about going for acupuncture?
It is never pointless.
6. Did you hear about the man whose chronic muscle pain went away after going for acupuncture?
It is proof that the pin really is mightier than the sore.
7. Why do acupuncturist make good comedians?
Because they make very sharp jokes.
8. Did you hear about the student acupuncturist who was very nervous waiting for the results of his acupuncture exam?
He was on pins and needles.
9. There once was a man who hated his mother in law. He tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looked like his mother-in-law. However, things did go to plan.
The man ended up curing his mother in law of her arthritis with acupuncture.
10. Did you hear about the man who went to see an acupuncturist the other day?
When he got home, his voodoo doll was dead.
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11. Why was the man feeling so edgy when he had to go and see an acupuncturist?
Because acupuncturists tend to get his nerves.
12. Why was the man always irritable whenever he had to go and see an acupuncturist?
Because acupuncturists really get under his skin.
13. Did you hear about the acupuncturist who assaulted a woman?
He stabbed her 180 times and she felt fantastic the next day.
14. A man went to see an acupuncturist. After lying down on his couch, the acupuncturist asked him, “Sir, how can I help you?”
The man replied, “Well, keep getting pins and needles in my leg.
15. Why is it easy to explain difficult topics to acupuncturists?
Because they always get the point.
16. Why did the pastor encourage his entire congregation to go to an acupuncturist?
So that they would become more holy.
17. Did you hear about the acupuncture skeptics that called acupuncture fake and even a scam?
However, one thing that they cannot say is that it is pointless.
18. Why did the acupuncturist miss the old Facebook?
Because he could poke his friends then.
19. There was once an acupuncturist convention where the main speaker, a notable acupuncturist, kept rambling on and on and on. After the speaker kept talking for more than 50 minutes, finally someone from the crowd called out, “Are you sure you are an acupuncturist?” Flabbergasted at being interrupted, the speaker said, “Of course I am, why are you questioning me?”
The heckler replied, “Because you never seem to get to the point!”
We hope that you have enjoyed these funny acupuncture jokes. For more laughs, check out these doctor jokes and chiropractor jokes.