A visit to the the chiropractor’s office may not be a laughing matter but you can definitely make it feel more bearable with some funny chiropractor jokes to alleviate the pain. Whether you are a patient who has to make a visit to make an adjustment or you are a chiropractor yourself, we think that you will enjoy these funny bits of humor that will surely crack you up.
Let’s get into these hilarious chiropractor jokes that will get everyone laughing away.
Funny Chiropractor Jokes
1. Why can you trust a chiropractor?
Because they always have your back.
2. What do you call two chiropractors who’ve got each other’s backs?
Vertebros.
3. I was originally very skeptical when my friend suggested that I pay a visit to the chiropractor.
However, now I stand corrected!
4. What is a chiropractor’s favorite kind of music?
Pop.
5. Why did Huey Lewis have to go to visit his chiropractor?
Because he needed his hip to be square.
6. What did the chiropractor who had beef with another chiropractor say?
It is time to straighten things out!
7. Why are chiropractors always calm?
Because they know how to decompress!
8. What did the chiropractor say to his patient when he had to step out of the office for a while?
I’ll be back in a snap!
9. What is a chiropractor’s favorite snack?
Pringles because once they pop, the fun don’t stop!
10. What do you call a chiropractor who’s good at his job?
A cracking success!
More Hilarious Chiropractor Jokes
11. Why did the duck go to the chiropractor’s office?
Because it wanted to get its bones quacked.
12. Why are chiropractors so good at collaborating with one another?
Because they believe that they success can be achieved through a joint effort.
13. Did you hear about the five chiropractors that decided to form a band?
They are called Back Straight Boys.
14. Did you hear about the man who went to see the chiropractor because his wife told him to do so?
She said to him was “Prove to me you have a spine.”
15. How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But it takes about 10 to 20 visits.
16. Why would you want to get lost in the woods with a chiropractor?
Because they always know the way “back”.
17. What do you call a back doctor in Egypt?
A Cairo-practor.
18. Why did the arguing husband and wife ask the chiropractor to be their mediator?
Because he is so good at resolving tension!
19. What happens if a chiropractor misses a day of work?
They still get back pay.
Even More of the Best Chiropractor Jokes
20. Why are chiropractors my favorite comedians?
Because they alway crack me up.
21. What is a chiropractor’s favorite dance move?
Pop and lock!
22. Why do chiropractors make such good interrogators?
Because they can always get the suspect to crack.
23. Why did the turntable go to see the chiropractor?
Because it had a slipped disc!
24. What type of tales does a chiropractor tell on Halloween?
Spine-tingling stories!
25. Why did the book go to the chiropractor?
Because it had a problem with its spine!
26. What is a chiropractor’s favorite card game?
Snap.
27. Why do chiropractors enjoy having rice crispies cereal for breakfast?
Because they like to snap, crackle and pop.
28. What’s a chiropractor’s favorite game?
Twister!
29. Why did the husband go to see the chiropractor?
Because his told him to straighten himself up.
30. What do you call a chiropractor who is good at doing adjustments in a museum?
A pop culture expert.
We hope that you’ve enjoyed this funny chiropractor jokes. If you have, we think that you will surely enjoy these funny doctor jokes and these acupuncturist jokes as well.