Rain is a vital component of the Earth’s water cycle and plays a crucial role in sustaining life. Funny rain jokes can also be a vital part of a humorous outlook and we have plenty of funny ones to spread around.
Whether (or weather) you know it, rain jokes are a great way to connect people together, especially when the weather is bad outside. The great rain jokes and puns will surely get you laughing the rain away.
Amazingly Funny Rain Jokes & Puns
1. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
2.Why doesn’t rain fall?
Because raindrops!
3. What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
4. What did one raindrop say to the other?
“Two’s company; three’s a cloud.”
5. In which country does it rain sheep?
Bahrain.
6. People asked me if it rains upside down in Australia.
I said: “Yes, but down here, we call it evaporation.”
7. Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
8. What does rain do before marriage?
It precipiDATES!
9. Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
10. Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets.
11. What do you call a baby owl caught in the rain?
A moist owlet.
12. What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
13. How do thunderstorms invest their money?
In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets.
14. What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
15. It started raining just as I got home from work
You could say that it just mist me
16. Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?
He’ll storm out on you!
17. Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain?
Because on those days the kids have to play inside
18. What do you call it when you plan to go to the beach, but it’s raining?
Really irrigating.
19. What is the opposite of a cold front?
A warm back!
20. What do you call two days of nonstop rain in Seattle, WA?
The weekend.
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21. How can you wrap a cloud?
With a rainbow.
22. Where’s the best place to buy a rain forest?
Amazon
23. What does it do before it rains candy?
It sprinkles!
24. What is the Mexican weather report?
Chili today and hot tamale.
25. When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
26. What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear.
27. What do you get if you come in fourth at the National Weatherman Awards?
A precipitation trophy.
28. Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
Cloud nine.
29. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked out the window?
It looks like rain, dear.
30. What did the evaporating raindrop say?
“I’m going to pieces.”
31. Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window.
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
32. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
33. How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
His sleigh is flown by reindeer.
34. What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
35. What do books wear on a wet and rainy day?
Rain quotes.
36. What often falls but never gets hurt?
Rain.
37.How does a hurricane see?
With its eye.
38. What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
“You’re shocking!”
39. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.
40. Why do you need to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs outside?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Even More Rain Jokes and Puns
Perfect for a rainy day, these rain jokes are sure to “wet” your sense of humor!
41. What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
42.Why do you see cows lying down in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
43.How does one raindrop ask another out?
“Water you doing tonight?”
44. How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
45. Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?
It only had one eye!
46. When does it rain money?
When there is “change” in the weather.
47. What’s all wet and likes to shake?
An earthquake on a rainy day.
48. Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
49. What is a queen’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Reign!
50. What always goes up whenever the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
51. What’s a type of bow that can’t be tied?
A rain-bow.
52. What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
53. Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?
Because the kids have to play inside!
54. How do you wash a waterproof rain jacket?
Dry clean it.
55. What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
56. What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
57.A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
58. What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
59. Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
60. What do you call a pile of quarters in a rainstorm?
Climate change.
61. What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain?
A reindeer
62. What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
63. What did the rain say when it was too cold
What the hail
64.. Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
65. What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
66. A painter is employed to whitewash the local church. But he makes the mistake of thinning the paint down too much, so that it all washes away the first time it rains.
The minister rings the painter to complain. “What do you want me to do about it?” says the painter. “Repaint,” says the minister, “And thin no more.”
67. The rain was pouring down outside O’Connor’s Irish Pub. There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water. A passer-by stopped and asked him, “What are you doing? “Fishing,” replied the old man. Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.” In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman cannot resist asking, “So how many have you caught today?”
“You’re the 8th”, replied the old man.
68. A man was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa. Then he remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
69. One night, a Viking named Rudolf the Red was looking out the window when he said, “it’s going to rain” His wife asked, “how do you know?”
“Because Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear!”
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