Music jokes are great for sharing a laugh with others. After all, both music and humor are universal languages that transcend boundaries and connects people from all walks of life.
Music has the power to evoke deep emotions, tell stories, and create a sense of community. The same can be said about funny music jokes. These music jokes poke fun at instruments, musicians and some are just pure puns. Let the music start to play with these great jokes about music.
Funny Music Jokes for All Occasions
1. What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs.
2.What song do tornados like?
“The Twist.”
3. Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan”
4. My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music.
I told him, “K pop”
5. My ex used to hit me with musical instruments.
I didn’t know that she had a history of violins.
6. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
To reach the high notes.
7. Someone smashed into the music teacher’s car.
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor.
8. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
9. Which elf was the best singer?
A. ELFis Presley.
10. What’s big and grey with horns?
An elephant marching band.
11. How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
12. How many concertmasters does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes four movements.
13. What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
An orca-stra.
14. My wife has claimed I’m too obsessed with eighties music
I said to her “Don’t, don’t you want me?”
15. Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear.
16. A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father. “Dad, what music did you like growing up?” “I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin,” the father replies. “Who?” the son asks.
“Yeah,” the dad responds, “I liked them too.”
17. Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside.
18. What type of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music.
19. My friend writes music about sewing machines.
He’s a singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
20. What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
Rap.
21. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trombone.
22. Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
23. Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
She broke the record.
24. What makes music on your head?
A headband.
25. What part of the turkey is musical?
The drumstick.
26. What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
27. What has forty feet and sings?
The school choir.
28. What is the musical part of a snake?
Its scales.
29. Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano.
30. What kind of music do balloons really hate?
Pop music
31. What types of songs do planets sing?
Nep-tunes.
32. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
33. What rock band has four guys that don’t sing?
Mount Rushmore.
More Funny Music Jokes & Puns
Whether through the rhythmic beats of a drum, the harmonious melodies of a symphony, or the soul-stirring lyrics of a song, music and funny music jokes can touch our hearts and minds in profound ways.
34. How many pilots does it take to make good music?
At least 22.
35. Why was the musician arrested?
He got in treble.
36. What did the robbers take from the music store?
The lute.
37.When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave.
He was decomposing.
38. What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.
39. Why do fluorescent lights hum?
Because they forgot the words.
40. I don’t enjoy music without lyrics.
It just doesn’t speak to me.
41. What’s the most musical bone?
The trombone.
42.What is a cat’s favorite song?
“Three Blind Mice.”
43.What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
44. What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
Mouse organs.
45. What do you call a musical insect?
A humbug.
46. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
He knew his scales.
47. What is the most musical part of your body?
Your nose because you can blow and pick it.
48. What makes songs, but never sings?
Notes.
49. The police raided a band and arrested all the band member except for one. Who was it?
The bass player; he stayed out of treble.
50. Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her rollerblades on?
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
51. How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
With a tuba glue.
52. How can you tell if a singer’s at your door?
They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
53. Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar.
“Sorry,” the bartender says. “We don’t serve minors.”
54. Why did the chicken join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
55. What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-naaaaa.
56. Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic always first off the plane?
He only had Karajan luggage.
57.Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
Because he was Baroque.
58. What musical keys do cows sing in?
Beef flat.
59. Want to hear the joke about a staccato?
Never mind — it’s too short.
60. Want to hear the one about fermata?
Wait, it’s too long.
61. Why was music coming from the printer?
The paper was jamming.
62. What do you call an elf that sings?
A wrapper.
63. What kind of music do bunnies like?
Hip Hop.
64.. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
MEWsic.
65. What do you get if Bach falls off his horse but has the courage to get back on and keep riding?
Bach in the saddle!
66. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music?
Swing!
67. Why didn’t the bouncer let the quavers into the bar?
Because they were slurring.
Even More Great Music Jokes for Laughter and Fun
Music jokes are great for sharing a laugh with fellow musicians or music lovers. From classical compositions to contemporary pop hits, music’s diversity ensures that there is something for everyone, making it an integral part of human culture and experience.
68. How do you get a trombonist off your doorstep?
Pay them for the pizza.
69. Accordion to one study, people don’t notice when you replace any given word with the name of a musical instrument.
But I don’t believe that tuba true.
70. A while ago, my friend told me not to listen to loud music.
I haven’t heard from that guy since.
71. There are so many jokes about a certain composer…
I could make you a Liszt.
72. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
73. What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Thank you for every ting.
74. Some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much.
They just fiddle around.
75. What do you call someone who writes Death Metal music?
A Decomposer
76. An orchestra was hit by lightning.
Only the conductor died.
77. Kids shouldn’t watch the orchestra.
Too much sax and violins.
78. What’s the slang term for a harpsichord?
A Baroque man’s piano.
79. What’s the difference between a conductor and God?
God doesn’t think he’s a conductor.
80. What happened to the man who beat his wife with a musical instrument?
He was charged with domestic violins.
81. I’m not a fan of elevator music.
It’s bad on so many levels.
82. A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
83. Which computer brand won a Grammy?
A dell.
84. How does a librarian organize their music collection?
They use the Dewey Decibel System.
85. What kind of music sinks to the bottom of the ocean
Heavy rock
86. Someone keyed the music teacher’s car.
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor.
87. What do you call clean music?
A soap opera!
88. What do you call it when a musical spider regrows a limb quickly?
Allegro.
89. Who is a grain harvester’s favorite musical artist?
Hall ‘n Oates.
90. Arnold Schoenberg walks into a bar…
“I’ll have a gin please, but no tonic.”
91. What do you call when a person annoys people with loud music?
A deaf wish.
92. What’s Giuseppe Verdi’s favorite way to get around the airport?
La Travelator.
93. A thief was expelled from music school.
It was a bit unfair, all he was doing was taking notes.
94 What kind of paper likes listening to music?
Rapping paper
95. Where do music loving cats go to for vacation?
Sing-a-purr
96. What do you get when you squish an army?
A flat major.
97. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
98. Do you like live music?
Of course, I like live music. Dead music has body, but it doesn’t have soul.
99. My friend spends 75 percent of his time playing football and the other 25 percent playing Baroque music.
He’s a quarterback.
100. What is a fisherman’s favorite musical instrument?
A bass.
101. People say John Cage’s 4’33 is a great piece of music
But I just don’t hear it.
102. Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.
103. What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes?
Kazoontite.
104. What do you call a set of musical dentures?
Falsetto teeth
105. How can you tell if a soprano is at your front door?
She can’t find the key, and doesn’t know when to come in.
106. What do you call a frightened Roman emperor that speaks rhymes to the beat of music?
Chicken Caesar Wrap
107. Did you hear the joke about music?
I would tell it to you but it just doesn’t sound right
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