Looking to furnish your day with some laughs? These interior designer jokes are the perfect accent to brighten any mood! Whether you’re all about clean lines, cozy vibes, or just love a well-placed pun, these jokes are styled to perfection. From couch quips to wallpaper wit, we’ve curated a collection of punchlines that are more on-trend than this season’s color palette. So fluff those throw pillows, light your most aesthetic candle, and get ready to laugh—because these interior designer jokes are the statement pieces your humor has been missing!
1. How can you tell an extroverted interior designer?
They arrange the furniture to face outward!
2. An interior designer tried to explain to their client that beige wasn’t the only neutral…
But I guess you could say it fell on deaf ears.
3. What’s an interior designer’s favorite type of tea?
Decaf-inating!
4. Why don’t they trust atoms with interior design?
Because they make up everything!
5. My friend said she wanted a minimalist aesthetic for her living room…
So I only gave her half a sofa.
6. What’s every interior designer’s favorite snack?
Chips and dip-loma!
7. The interior designer was arrested for stealing lamps.
The police said he was caught red-handed.
8. I told the interior designer I wanted my bedroom to be “fit for a king.”
He must have misunderstood because he installed a throne and a velvet rope!
9. What’s the difference between an amateur and a professional interior designer?
The amateur measures twice and cuts once. The professional hires someone else to do it.
10. What did the interior design magazine say to the coffee table book?
“You really tie the room together!”
11. I told my interior designer I wanted a touch of the Renaissance.
He threw a paint pot at me.
12. My apartment is so small…
Even the dust bunnies have to live in a bunkbed.
13. Never ask an interior designer to help with your kitchen remodel.
They’ll just counter all your suggestions.
14. The interior designer was arrested for stealing antiques.
Turns out he had a serious interior motif.